Typical Life in Perth....

Complaining about studies as usual....and someone mentioned the phrase "NO PAIN, NO GAIN" just for motivation. Suddenly, one went on to say...."yeahhh....NO PAIN, NO LOSS..get it?get it?" The rest were giving uhhh-what-on-the-earth look...only to realise that person was on a different frequency altogether...and no we soo didnt get it!


Finally deciding to pay the university amenities fees, one went proudly to the cashier and presented him with the bill. Cashier was staring at the bill, looking all puzzled. The person was all ready with the student card and the bank card. The cashier...looked at the bill for a looongg time...n pointed out that the amenities fees had already been paid. The person looked confused and saw the bill properly for the FIRST TIME...and realised the fees was paid. The person....trying not to look foolish....jz smiled and thanked the cashier and left as quicky as possible. The cashier was laughing by then...


Trying to look all smart and important, one went up to the lecturer to ask a question after a lecture...for the first time. That person was trying to figure out the answer using some equation given during lecture and somehow couldn't get it. The person showed the lecturer the workings and he pointed out that the equation was wrong...it was supposed to be 2 not Z. Basically, the person copied down the wrong formula. Finally realising the mistake...the person jz left...


During dinner...
"Broadway?"
"Bombay? no not Bombay...Delhi.."
As usual...different frequency....(Broadway is a shopping centre near our uni)


Two people were walking together to class...one of them happened to look elsewhere for a while and when the person turned back...the other one was at least 1 metre away!Apparently, the other person almost tripped and landed up 1 metre away....


"I am soooo hungry...."
"But you jz ate half an hour ago!"
"That was half an hour ago...now I am hungry again!"...and to prove the point, the person's stomach starts grumbling...LOUDLY...


"Have you seen my ear-phones"
"Uhhh...noo....better check the pantry...might have left it there the last time..."
Didn't find it there and after a few days later,
"I found my ear-phones!!"
"Oh cool!where did you find it?"
"In my pants pocket!And I had given them for washing..."
"So your ear-phone was in the washing machine too??Are they still working??"
"Yeahhh.....now they are cleann....and they work too!!"...with a huge grin...


One fine afternoon....
3 people were in a room....one of them was busy smelling the hand of the other....which smelt like cranberry-flavoured cream. The only person not busy in the room suddenly said..
"Hey!listen to this phrase....'Looking for a treasure...may I see ur chest?'"
The person who was still busily smelling the hand and not listening to a single word.....automatically looked down at her OWN chest!!


Two people sitting in a room....
"I want chai.."
"I need to wash my cup..."
"Chaiiiii...."
"Cupppp...."
"Chaiiiii...."
"Cupppp..."...and it went on for a few times...(chai=tea)
Sounding really retarded...both of them really lost it!


Went to the city one day...jz to buy food...Went to BOTH KFC and Mcdonalds!Bought tons of food..and hogged practically from afternoon till late night!!Some acted as if they have not eaten for the past few days!!They had this hugee satisfied smiles on their faces!!

And how can I forget....CALTEX!!!!for late night cravings....mostly sausage rolls....sushi....and risotto!!

Yup....my tyical life in Perth....Who are these people you ask??Go figure!

ok...I better get back to studying!!